1 00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:08,790 Thank you. 2 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:03,300 Gotcha. Peeping Tom! Peeping Tom! 3 00:01:04,879 --> 00:01:11,580 You complete and utter... Burn, you turd! 4 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:49,280 Look at this. Another busy night for the Swan. 5 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:50,960 Thank you. 6 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:52,480 What's this? 7 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:54,040 It's the Stratford Star. 8 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:59,120 Stratford's mysterious Kate Crusader was out again last night, proving he's swan 9 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:03,360 in a million, tackling foul play of all kinds. That's very good. 10 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:04,840 Frank, I think you met him. 11 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:06,080 Lucky you. 12 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:10,880 Last night, the Swan prevented five phone thefts, stopped three graffiti 13 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,060 taggers... And screwed up a job we really needed. 14 00:02:13,770 --> 00:02:16,050 I hope that feather brain realises what he's cost us. 15 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:20,550 It was one mistake, Frank, and sometimes you can look a little bit... A little 16 00:02:20,550 --> 00:02:21,550 bit what? 17 00:02:21,990 --> 00:02:24,670 What happened to that tracker you put in the parcel? How's that doing? 18 00:02:25,410 --> 00:02:26,410 It's not connecting. 19 00:02:27,010 --> 00:02:29,230 Is that because it was a cheap piece of kit? 20 00:02:29,570 --> 00:02:30,830 We're being frugal. 21 00:02:31,070 --> 00:02:32,350 Did you turn it on, Frank? 22 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:33,630 It's frugal. 23 00:02:33,890 --> 00:02:34,890 That's what I said. 24 00:02:34,970 --> 00:02:36,210 Have you updated the client? 25 00:02:36,930 --> 00:02:38,550 Yes, I have. 26 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:41,530 He said... Where is it? 27 00:02:42,060 --> 00:02:46,140 We are, quote, no better than the useless police, end quote. 28 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:49,080 And then he sacked us with immediate effect. 29 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:53,600 On the bright side, we saved him the embarrassment of wearing that watch he 30 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:54,279 out for. 31 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:57,020 One of a kind, thank goodness. 32 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:04,360 Interesting. One local resident, Thea Williams, 24, barrister at Willow 33 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:05,360 Warbler Coffee. 34 00:03:06,660 --> 00:03:09,220 Barista at Willow Warbler Coffee. 35 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:13,800 is so keen to meet this one that she's offering a significant reward for anyone 36 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,120 who can unmask him. 37 00:03:15,420 --> 00:03:16,420 How significant? 38 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:23,580 Thanks for meeting with us. No, thank you. If anyone can unmask him, PI's can, 39 00:03:23,660 --> 00:03:24,900 right? Well, we'll try. 40 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:26,280 For the reward. 41 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:27,920 Oh, of course. You're professionals. 42 00:03:28,340 --> 00:03:29,340 Well, I am. 43 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:30,960 So am I. 44 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:34,700 So, tell us about your experience then. Apparently, according to the local 45 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:36,120 newspaper, you've met him. Yeah. 46 00:03:36,510 --> 00:03:40,250 I was walking home one day down by the river and then some kids cycled past and 47 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:41,069 grabbed my phone. 48 00:03:41,070 --> 00:03:44,830 I screamed for help and then suddenly this one appeared. 49 00:03:45,730 --> 00:03:47,090 Any distinguishing features? 50 00:03:47,510 --> 00:03:48,790 The long neck? 51 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:52,750 Feathers? He had his mask on. I did see him smile though. 52 00:03:54,030 --> 00:03:55,030 That's when I knew. 53 00:03:55,530 --> 00:03:56,530 Knew what? 54 00:03:56,910 --> 00:03:58,930 Every superhero needs a love interest. 55 00:03:59,590 --> 00:04:00,590 Yeah. 56 00:04:01,570 --> 00:04:04,430 Tell us, do you know anyone else who's been helped by him? 57 00:04:05,850 --> 00:04:10,390 There's Vernon at our LCS, a local comic shop. Comic timing. 58 00:04:10,890 --> 00:04:14,910 I love it there. It's such a nerdy, happy place. 59 00:04:16,070 --> 00:04:17,529 What are you talking about? 60 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:18,890 You're a liar. 61 00:04:19,110 --> 00:04:21,470 I have reliable sources saying you know him. 62 00:04:21,750 --> 00:04:25,810 Like Clark Kent knows Superman. April, that's ridiculous. 63 00:04:26,610 --> 00:04:29,670 Oh, you like the sad old butler guy then? 64 00:04:29,910 --> 00:04:31,570 Or the doobie gadget man? 65 00:04:32,140 --> 00:04:33,300 Ugh, it's all so tragic. 66 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:38,040 I thank you not to come into my shop and insult the magnificent universes that 67 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,480 we love, yet again. 68 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,540 Yeah, yeah, insulted, etc. 69 00:04:41,820 --> 00:04:43,160 Can we hurry up? I've got a deadline. 70 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,620 Oh, sorry. 71 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,580 It's a lovely scarf. 72 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,200 It wouldn't suit you. 73 00:04:55,900 --> 00:04:56,940 I've got customers. 74 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:58,500 I'll be with you in a minute. 75 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:02,260 Look, love... Don't passionise me. I'm not one of your damsels in distress. 76 00:05:03,860 --> 00:05:10,680 Look, you can tell this swan that he, like you, can run, but he can't hide. 77 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:14,980 Ah, hello. 78 00:05:16,740 --> 00:05:17,760 You looking for a story? 79 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:19,300 I can give you a call. 80 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:24,360 Hey, Berm. What's up, my man? You're the man. 81 00:05:24,580 --> 00:05:25,519 New editions? 82 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:27,240 Yeah. You're going to open them right now, aren't you? 83 00:05:28,540 --> 00:05:30,520 Zack! Snoozing. 84 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,400 Mate, wake up! 85 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:33,680 We've got new additions! 86 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:37,120 My son. 87 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:40,880 Rather more somnolent these days. Even my art student standards. 88 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:43,060 Like some Frank Miller. 89 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:48,420 Is there anything I can help you with, or are you just perusing, as Beetleboot 90 00:05:48,420 --> 00:05:49,620 said to Captain Diatom? 91 00:05:49,860 --> 00:05:50,860 Did he? 92 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:53,660 I'm Frank Shakespeare, this is Lou Hathaway. 93 00:05:53,940 --> 00:05:57,140 No, I'm Frank Hathaway. I'm Frank Hathaway. Lou Shakespeare. 94 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:00,680 And we're private investigators. Yeah, and our current client is really keen 95 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:04,820 us to identify the swan. They thought you might be able to help with that. 96 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,000 Doesn't everyone? 97 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:07,160 I can't, I'm afraid. 98 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:10,860 He helped tackle some thieves that were stealing my bag once, that's it. Where 99 00:06:10,860 --> 00:06:11,459 was that? 100 00:06:11,460 --> 00:06:12,460 The river path. 101 00:06:12,810 --> 00:06:17,990 And Zach saw him stop some kids from graffiting our shutters. Haven't so much 102 00:06:17,990 --> 00:06:18,990 spoken to him, I'm afraid. 103 00:06:19,350 --> 00:06:22,990 Yes! I knew Barbell Boy would get it. Wham! Pow! 104 00:06:27,250 --> 00:06:28,250 Hey. 105 00:06:32,090 --> 00:06:33,850 Any joy with Vern? 106 00:06:34,550 --> 00:06:36,710 Well, there's a rumour going round. 107 00:06:37,510 --> 00:06:38,510 It's him. 108 00:06:38,990 --> 00:06:39,990 No way. 109 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:44,270 I mean, he's a nice guy, but I don't think hero, you know? 110 00:06:44,890 --> 00:06:45,890 Oh, 111 00:06:50,450 --> 00:06:51,450 hello. 112 00:06:52,970 --> 00:06:55,250 Oh, we meet again. 113 00:06:55,610 --> 00:06:56,850 Did we meet before? 114 00:06:58,210 --> 00:07:00,470 April Affair. I'm a freelance journalist and investigative. 115 00:07:00,850 --> 00:07:02,330 Oh. I need a coffee. 116 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:04,690 Service. 117 00:07:05,570 --> 00:07:06,570 Oh. 118 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:09,650 Hello. What would you like? 119 00:07:09,910 --> 00:07:11,920 Oh. Well, I think you know. 120 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:13,720 The usual, then. 121 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:16,020 Coming up. 122 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:23,340 So, um, you're looking for the Swan 2. 123 00:07:23,740 --> 00:07:25,900 2? Oh, perfect. 124 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:27,340 I love competition. 125 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:28,359 Which paper? 126 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:29,400 Oh, no, we're not journalists. 127 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:30,940 We are private investigators. 128 00:07:31,620 --> 00:07:32,620 Investigating for a client. 129 00:07:33,380 --> 00:07:37,000 Intriguing. Well, seeing as they were chasing the same price, how about we 130 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,000 leads? 131 00:07:38,060 --> 00:07:39,060 Can I have your card? 132 00:07:39,230 --> 00:07:40,230 Oh. 133 00:07:40,430 --> 00:07:41,430 Yes. 134 00:07:41,790 --> 00:07:43,250 Oh, I've got one. 135 00:07:44,770 --> 00:07:46,290 There you go. Here's mine. 136 00:07:50,230 --> 00:07:53,050 I dare say I'd appreciate professional help. 137 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,410 Professional help? The cheek. 138 00:08:00,650 --> 00:08:02,550 We'll work this out ourselves, thank you very much. 139 00:08:02,790 --> 00:08:03,509 Yeah, too right. 140 00:08:03,510 --> 00:08:06,610 So did you notice Vernon's son in the shop? 141 00:08:06,870 --> 00:08:07,870 Zach? Yeah. 142 00:08:08,430 --> 00:08:12,270 Yeah, he had all the hero moves, and Vernon said he's always tired, which he 143 00:08:12,270 --> 00:08:16,110 would be if you were out catching criminals at night, wouldn't you? Or if 144 00:08:16,110 --> 00:08:17,110 work in a second job. 145 00:08:17,290 --> 00:08:19,290 I've seen him in the Mookie Mallard collecting glasses. 146 00:08:19,530 --> 00:08:20,530 He's new. 147 00:08:20,730 --> 00:08:22,250 Rubbish. Hmm, OK. 148 00:08:22,590 --> 00:08:26,850 Well, what about Van Man? He was mad about heroes, and he was, you know, 149 00:08:26,850 --> 00:08:29,030 muscly. Oh, was he? 150 00:08:29,290 --> 00:08:32,150 Didn't notice. I'm just saying, you know, he... Oh! 151 00:08:33,830 --> 00:08:34,830 Hello, April. 152 00:08:35,130 --> 00:08:38,240 Progress? Well, you know, us pros don't waste time. 153 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,179 I found out who the swan is. 154 00:08:40,380 --> 00:08:41,359 How? Who? 155 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:42,099 Who is it? 156 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:43,100 Oh, 157 00:08:46,140 --> 00:08:47,140 Frank! 158 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:48,600 It's the swan! 159 00:08:51,380 --> 00:08:52,420 Frank, are you getting this? 160 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:58,180 Yeah. Terrible line. Anyway, look, my source is coming to tell all about the 161 00:08:58,180 --> 00:09:00,540 swan. My office, 6pm. 162 00:09:00,820 --> 00:09:01,820 Do join us. 163 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:08,120 You're welcome. 164 00:09:08,380 --> 00:09:09,380 You'll be there then. 165 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,440 What? Where? Sorry? 166 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:14,720 My office. 167 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:16,600 6pm. 168 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:51,380 She wants a cut of the reward, we're not going. Well, if April finds him first, 169 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:52,520 we'll get nothing. 170 00:09:53,780 --> 00:09:55,540 Her meeting is not till six. 171 00:09:56,420 --> 00:09:58,000 We've got a few hours to find him ourselves. 172 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,740 And you've got that photo of him. You saw this one? 173 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,060 Yeah. 174 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:10,120 Well, I didn't really get a chance to zoom in. I think I can see it. Is that a 175 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:11,120 pigeon? 176 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:14,580 Four doors won't help us anyway. If he's in disguise, we need to get closer. 177 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:19,920 Yes, we need to lure him out. Yes, and I have an idea. 178 00:10:56,630 --> 00:10:58,790 Oh. That's in my hair. 179 00:10:59,830 --> 00:11:01,350 Oh. Ah, I'm in it. 180 00:11:02,510 --> 00:11:03,510 Go on for me. 181 00:11:07,550 --> 00:11:08,550 Hooray! 182 00:11:14,990 --> 00:11:15,510 For 183 00:11:15,510 --> 00:11:22,450 Diplodocus, surely. 184 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:27,540 Looks like the Turing Shroud. 185 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,040 Or a llama. 186 00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:35,340 Oh. 187 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:37,500 Come on, Frank. 188 00:11:38,220 --> 00:11:39,740 It's been three hours. 189 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,160 We're not going anywhere yet. 190 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:46,360 All right. 191 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:50,800 If you had a superpower, what would it be? 192 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,380 I don't know. That's the big question. 193 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:55,820 See, flying, strong possibility. 194 00:11:56,140 --> 00:11:57,099 Very good. 195 00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:58,100 Got it. 196 00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:00,020 Necromancy. What? 197 00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:01,620 With dead people? 198 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,400 Yeah. And talking to them. Talking to dead people. 199 00:12:05,820 --> 00:12:06,259 Oh, right. 200 00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:07,260 Yes. 201 00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:10,700 A bit morbid, but I suppose you'd solve the murders faster. 202 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,960 Well, you could get the answer off the corpse, you know. 203 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:14,800 What about you? 204 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,320 Me? I've already got one. 205 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:18,720 Yeah? 206 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:20,560 I'm a mind reader. 207 00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:23,660 What? I am. 208 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:25,680 Come on, then. Go on. 209 00:12:31,260 --> 00:12:33,560 You're wondering if I'm going to offer you the last one of these. 210 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:34,760 Sure. Wrong. 211 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:38,060 Do you want the last one of these? Yeah, please. 212 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:46,060 You're also thinking it's never a great idea to cut off your nose to spite your 213 00:12:46,060 --> 00:12:49,080 face. Especially when there's money to lose. Money you need. 214 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:56,180 So where does he hide from? 215 00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:57,700 He's got the address. 216 00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:59,100 You've got it, mate. 217 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,120 Oh, yeah. 218 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:05,840 There we go. 219 00:13:25,089 --> 00:13:28,070 Stupid temporary traffic lights. I'll tell you what you should have done. All 220 00:13:28,070 --> 00:13:30,150 town, hang a left. That's one way. 221 00:13:30,470 --> 00:13:32,710 All right. Down Bridge Street to the roundabout. Well, I'll tell you what. 222 00:13:32,710 --> 00:13:34,450 time, why don't you drive? Oh, no, you can't. You're banned. 223 00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:39,670 Call an ambulance. 224 00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:45,690 Hello? Ambulance, please. 225 00:13:45,930 --> 00:13:46,930 And police. 226 00:13:50,170 --> 00:13:51,170 This way, ma 'am. 227 00:13:59,790 --> 00:14:01,270 And a white cape. 228 00:14:01,990 --> 00:14:03,490 Yeah, but it could have been anyone. 229 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:07,210 Yeah. Tons of men running around Stratford in feathers and tights. 230 00:14:07,690 --> 00:14:09,470 Right, put a call out. All cars. 231 00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:11,950 Anyone sees a swan, arrest him. 232 00:14:12,170 --> 00:14:13,950 Meddling idiot's gone too far this time. 233 00:14:14,210 --> 00:14:17,530 Well, actually, that idiot has done some really good things. 234 00:14:17,930 --> 00:14:20,470 So I'm just saying, why would he want to murder someone? 235 00:14:21,830 --> 00:14:22,830 Protect his identity. 236 00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:26,930 Obviously, Miss Lefevre was on to him, and I will be too. 237 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:29,500 He thinks the police are so inept. 238 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,500 I'll show him how ept we really are. 239 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,580 Him and his black -and -white buddy. Black -and -white what? 240 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:37,419 His what? 241 00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:40,280 Ah, you haven't heard about him? The magpie. 242 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,260 He's this one's sidekick. 243 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,360 No, no, we heard. 244 00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:46,980 It was the lesser mustachioed great hit. 245 00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:50,380 You really are quite the twitcher, aren't you, Frank? 246 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,060 Leave the proper bird hunting to the big boys, yeah? 247 00:14:55,940 --> 00:14:56,940 What now? 248 00:14:57,740 --> 00:14:59,920 Do we still want to try and unmask this one? 249 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:02,360 We need to talk to Thea. 250 00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:17,220 Yeah, cheers. 251 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,980 Well? The reward still stands. 252 00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:24,800 Might still be able to pay the bills this month. Did you tell her he's now a 253 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,680 murderer? A suspected murderer. 254 00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:29,010 The swan's a superhero, he's not a villain. 255 00:15:29,290 --> 00:15:30,290 Uh, come on. 256 00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:32,850 We saw someone in a white cape running away. 257 00:15:33,110 --> 00:15:34,970 So? What about the magpie? 258 00:15:35,410 --> 00:15:38,150 Well, there's someone called the magpie now. 259 00:15:38,450 --> 00:15:41,090 Oh, like that tag on the bus stop. 260 00:15:41,850 --> 00:15:43,170 Who is the magpie? 261 00:15:43,450 --> 00:15:46,270 For all we know, it could be a figment of Keeler's imagination. 262 00:15:47,190 --> 00:15:49,310 We definitely know there's a swan. 263 00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:54,230 Because the swan is who April's trying to unmask. As are we. Should we be 264 00:15:54,230 --> 00:15:55,189 for danger money? 265 00:15:55,190 --> 00:15:56,190 No. 266 00:15:57,230 --> 00:16:00,690 I don't know why you think he would murder to stay anonymous. Why does he 267 00:16:00,690 --> 00:16:02,370 want to stay anonymous? Everybody loves him. 268 00:16:02,610 --> 00:16:05,430 So maybe he had another beef with April? 269 00:16:05,810 --> 00:16:09,570 True. Either way, we find the murderer, we find the swan. 270 00:16:09,810 --> 00:16:11,170 But who didn't like April? 271 00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:14,090 Maybe she'd written something about someone. 272 00:16:14,370 --> 00:16:15,370 Yeah. 273 00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:16,850 Maybe she'd upset somebody. 274 00:16:17,450 --> 00:16:19,630 What about that row she was having in the comic shop? 275 00:16:20,110 --> 00:16:22,250 Yeah, she really leered into Vernon, didn't she? 276 00:16:22,730 --> 00:16:24,730 Maybe we should check where he was that afternoon. 277 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:29,500 Do you mean super -speedy runner Vernon McMorris, who won the Arden Marathon 278 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,920 dressed as Batman? 279 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:38,800 That poor woman. 280 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,620 Horrible. You've heard them. 281 00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:45,180 Yeah, we drove past her office this morning. Yes. 282 00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:48,840 We were wondering where you were yesterday afternoon. 283 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,920 Good Lord, you can't think that I'd want to hurt April. 284 00:16:52,430 --> 00:16:54,190 Well, you were having that big argument yesterday. 285 00:16:54,830 --> 00:16:59,010 That was simply frustration on her part, cos I couldn't help. 286 00:16:59,270 --> 00:17:03,070 Really? It did seem like it was a little bit... something a bit bigger, maybe. 287 00:17:04,069 --> 00:17:06,930 She and I had, like, a long -standing spat. 288 00:17:07,550 --> 00:17:13,069 April thought that superhero stories were full of pathetic girls waiting to 289 00:17:13,069 --> 00:17:17,230 rescued, and I told her, I said, you know, there's plenty of powerful female 290 00:17:17,230 --> 00:17:21,670 characters, but it wasn't an argument I'd have murdered her for. 291 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:25,540 Can you think of anyone that might have had issues with her? 292 00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:27,660 Well, most of the people she wrote about. 293 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:31,780 And she did mention me rather favourably, though, when I won the 294 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:32,980 lovely. Congratulations. 295 00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:37,260 Yeah, well, I don't really like to talk about it because it can come across like 296 00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:40,580 a boasting when you've got a personal best and you raise £10 ,000 for a kid's 297 00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:41,580 charity. 298 00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:46,560 So you like to run, you like to help people, and you like to dress in skin 299 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,700 -tight lycra. But you're definitely not the swan. 300 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:50,480 No, no. 301 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:51,800 I'm always here. 302 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,820 I couldn't just swan off every time there was a crime. 303 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,120 Pun intended. 304 00:17:56,540 --> 00:18:00,860 And in answer to your question, yesterday afternoon, I was here. 305 00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:02,740 Working. 306 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:05,160 Customers. 307 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,620 Sorry, just one sec. 308 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,400 There's a lot of red bills around the place. 309 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,560 Doesn't prove anything. 310 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:17,920 He was right about April's job, though. 311 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,720 She must have met a lot of enemies. 312 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,800 Yes. 313 00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:23,360 We ought to have a look in her office. 314 00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:25,160 Do you think the police have finished in there yet? 315 00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:15,540 Maybe she was moving house. 316 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,740 Three pound signs. 317 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,140 Someone's got a big budget. 318 00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:24,680 And a secret admirer. Look at this, right? 319 00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:27,920 April, you're a top bird. 320 00:19:28,220 --> 00:19:29,260 Let's start again. 321 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:30,840 Marty. 322 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,360 Ooh, you old romantic, Marty. 323 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,180 Oh, you've got something on you. 324 00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:38,840 Yeah. No, you have, just on there. 325 00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:41,940 And get off hers, you day devil. 326 00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:43,680 What are you doing? 327 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:45,900 There's a bit of oil on there. 328 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:47,780 There's a bit on me. 329 00:19:48,340 --> 00:19:49,340 Not my mum. 330 00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:52,060 Is it off? 331 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:53,440 Well, I'm not your mum. 332 00:19:56,980 --> 00:20:03,340 So, there's 34 Martys in the Stratford area and 750 Martins. 333 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,440 Wow, that knows it down. 334 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,380 I wonder if anyone called Marty works for the newspaper. 335 00:20:10,580 --> 00:20:11,580 My fam. 336 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:15,120 Well, we might not have found the swan, but at least Sebastian's discovered the 337 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:15,879 fountain of youth. 338 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:19,620 All in a morning's worth, as was a little impromptu surveillance. 339 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:24,200 I overheard some youths outside the chippy talking about the bike -riding 340 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:28,800 Oh, do they know them? Mm -hm, and the word on the street is they're planning a 341 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:33,140 flurry of phone thefts tonight, and they'll meet up and share spoils at a 342 00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:34,140 called The Pipes. 343 00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:36,960 And the swan might turn up. That's what I'm thinking. 344 00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:38,780 Also, they mentioned the magpie. 345 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,520 Oh, right, so that is actually a thing. 346 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:45,760 Mm -hmm, but he's not a sidekick. He's some kind of supervillain, and he's 347 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,300 responsible for our client losing all those doorstep parcels. 348 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:51,380 So we're going to catch the magpie and the swan. 349 00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:53,080 One bird, two stones, huh? 350 00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:54,820 Thanks. Hi, Zach. 351 00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:58,600 Oh, Zach, do you know of a place called The Pipes? 352 00:20:59,140 --> 00:21:02,740 Do you mean the skateboard ramps? Spent half my childhood there. 353 00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:03,960 Ah, thank you. 354 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:08,460 Right, we've got to make sure we're ready if the swan turns up. 355 00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:12,650 Which is why I took the liberty of buying this. It's a tracker. 356 00:21:13,350 --> 00:21:16,050 Wasn't the cheapest, but you get what you pay for. 357 00:21:16,430 --> 00:21:18,250 You do. It's coming out of your wages. 358 00:21:52,580 --> 00:21:55,600 Frank, see the one monochrome one? I bet that's the magpie. 359 00:22:26,389 --> 00:22:28,010 Wait, wait, look. 360 00:22:32,930 --> 00:22:34,090 That's it, yeah. 361 00:22:35,330 --> 00:22:36,330 Oh. 362 00:22:37,070 --> 00:22:38,770 God, Sebastian. 363 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:51,120 Oh, that's like watching one of those wildlife documentaries. 364 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:54,600 Good work, Seb. 365 00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:03,160 What about you? 366 00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:09,700 Well, this can't be right. 367 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:24,439 So where is he then? 368 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:25,900 And where are we? 369 00:23:27,260 --> 00:23:29,900 We're right next to our warmest, comfiest nest. 370 00:23:31,060 --> 00:23:32,640 And I know who the swan is. 371 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:45,300 Are you okay? 372 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,640 We can take the mask off now. 373 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:57,720 How did you find me? 374 00:23:58,620 --> 00:24:00,320 You'll tell everybody it's me now, won't you? 375 00:24:01,660 --> 00:24:05,240 You should never have started this stupid, stupid thing. 376 00:24:05,460 --> 00:24:08,460 Hey, on the bright side, that is a spectacular costume. 377 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000 Where did you get it? 378 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:13,760 ZeroToHero .com. 379 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,060 Well, you look great. 380 00:24:16,460 --> 00:24:17,560 I don't do this for fun. 381 00:24:18,740 --> 00:24:23,140 I got mugged a few months ago on my way home from college. 382 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,360 Those kids, they chucked all my sketchbooks in the river. 383 00:24:26,980 --> 00:24:28,080 And the police did nothing. 384 00:24:29,180 --> 00:24:32,160 And then it happened to other people in the exact same spot. I mean, somebody 385 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:33,160 had to do something. 386 00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:37,580 How do you know where the trouble's going to be? 387 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,000 I patrol. 388 00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:40,920 I hear stuff at the pub. 389 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,120 And the other day, on your phone. 390 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:47,540 You heard April saying that she knew your true identity. 391 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,480 I went to her office. She was already dead. 392 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:56,930 But I... I knew what it would look like, so... When I heard you come in, I ran. 393 00:24:57,810 --> 00:25:00,130 You do need to go to the police. 394 00:25:00,690 --> 00:25:04,710 They're looking for you. But I didn't kill her. I swear, on Dad's life, I 395 00:25:04,710 --> 00:25:07,310 just... I wanted to know if she was really on to me. 396 00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:08,810 You just need to tell them that. 397 00:25:09,210 --> 00:25:11,350 And then they can eliminate you from the inquiries. 398 00:25:12,610 --> 00:25:14,250 It'll give them a chance to find the truth. 399 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:22,840 Comic timing, Zach. 400 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:24,500 I want to see him. 401 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,020 He's in the police station. 402 00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:28,299 What? 403 00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:33,240 Yes, and a little uniformed birdie tells me now in his cell, Keeler's arrested 404 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,240 him for the murder. 405 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:35,860 Zach wouldn't murder anyone. 406 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:40,280 And after all he's done for this town, you need to find out who actually did 407 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,860 Look, Thea... No, look, I can pay you. 408 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,340 Not just the reward. 409 00:25:44,820 --> 00:25:45,820 I'll hire you. 410 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,780 My dad's loaded and he'll always support a good cause. 411 00:25:50,220 --> 00:25:51,220 Sorry. 412 00:25:51,949 --> 00:25:54,730 Um, just out of interest, what is that? 413 00:25:55,030 --> 00:25:56,330 Oh, it's a fanfic. 414 00:25:56,690 --> 00:25:57,810 I write fanfiction. 415 00:25:58,070 --> 00:25:58,869 Mm -hmm. 416 00:25:58,870 --> 00:25:59,970 About this one. 417 00:26:01,950 --> 00:26:03,430 Let's try and help Zach, shall we? 418 00:26:04,910 --> 00:26:08,270 Last time we were in here, it seemed like you already knew April. 419 00:26:08,470 --> 00:26:09,470 Is that right? 420 00:26:09,730 --> 00:26:11,590 Sort of. Just a regular customer. 421 00:26:12,010 --> 00:26:13,870 Did you ever say anything about her boyfriends? 422 00:26:14,430 --> 00:26:15,630 Someone called Marty? 423 00:26:16,430 --> 00:26:17,309 Marty? No. 424 00:26:17,310 --> 00:26:18,310 You sure? 425 00:26:18,330 --> 00:26:20,530 Because we found this in her office. 426 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:24,600 That's not Marty. 427 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,200 It's Morty. 428 00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:27,960 Morty? Not Marty? 429 00:26:28,340 --> 00:26:29,400 Who's Morty? 430 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,960 Mortimer. He's a delivery driver. 431 00:26:32,380 --> 00:26:35,900 He has a company called Knock and Deliver. All of the shops around here 432 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,020 We need to speak to him. 433 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,280 I don't know exactly how we can find him. 434 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:45,560 I've got one more. 435 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:46,760 You're so strong. 436 00:26:48,060 --> 00:26:50,720 Hey, I saw you guys at P .I.'s. 437 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:56,390 Yeah. Never realised you'd need so many... Disguises, yeah. No, we do a lot 438 00:26:56,390 --> 00:27:00,270 undercover work. I've actually got quite a bit on at the moment. Oh, not with 439 00:27:00,270 --> 00:27:01,270 these. 440 00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:09,450 I'll grab the last one. I told you to order three pairs. 441 00:27:09,950 --> 00:27:13,950 Yeah, I probably added an extra zero or two by accident. Sorry, I was in a rush. 442 00:27:15,210 --> 00:27:16,330 That's the last one. 443 00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:19,210 Can I trouble you for... 444 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,640 It's all right. 445 00:27:24,300 --> 00:27:26,000 Do you want my landline or my mobile? 446 00:27:27,260 --> 00:27:28,840 Oh, no, a signature. 447 00:27:29,420 --> 00:27:30,420 For the parcels? 448 00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:32,040 Yeah, obviously. 449 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,359 Yeah, obviously. 450 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:38,000 There's my mobile signature. Yeah. There. Can I trouble you to ask you a 451 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,000 questions? 452 00:27:39,580 --> 00:27:41,740 Did you ever have a relationship with April LaFert? 453 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:45,720 What is this? 454 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,480 Nothing. We just want to know the truth. 455 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:49,400 I know what happened. I'm sure you feel the same. 456 00:27:52,239 --> 00:27:53,239 OK, right. 457 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,860 Six months ago, we went out for like a month. 458 00:27:57,260 --> 00:27:59,140 And then she just called it quits. 459 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:02,320 I wanted her back. I sent her gifts and everything. 460 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:06,220 Yeah, but when you bumped into her in the comic shop, she didn't even want to 461 00:28:06,220 --> 00:28:07,220 talk to you. 462 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:09,420 And I might have tried harder if I'd known. 463 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,120 That was the last time you were going to see her. 464 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:16,300 Must have made you angry, you know, when she rejected you. 465 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:18,820 Not angry enough to murder her, if that's what you mean. 466 00:28:19,740 --> 00:28:20,740 Look... 467 00:28:21,270 --> 00:28:24,050 Tuesdays at six, I'm at the church youth group. 468 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:25,550 I'm a volunteer leader. 469 00:28:26,630 --> 00:28:28,490 You can ask the kids, they'll never miss a week. 470 00:28:31,090 --> 00:28:32,410 That's my warehouse, call them. 471 00:28:32,710 --> 00:28:33,710 I've got deliveries. 472 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:36,130 Good luck, yeah? 473 00:28:36,190 --> 00:28:37,190 Yeah, sorry. 474 00:28:37,790 --> 00:28:38,790 Sorry. 475 00:28:51,690 --> 00:28:52,690 Oh. 476 00:28:55,230 --> 00:28:56,230 Captivating. 477 00:28:56,530 --> 00:28:57,530 Five stars. 478 00:28:57,670 --> 00:28:59,490 You promised not to take the mic. But I'm not. 479 00:28:59,810 --> 00:29:05,190 Obviously, this wouldn't be my usual thing, but it's quite the feather 480 00:29:05,590 --> 00:29:06,730 You should show Zach. 481 00:29:07,050 --> 00:29:08,050 Do you think? 482 00:29:08,270 --> 00:29:09,049 Mm -hmm. 483 00:29:09,050 --> 00:29:14,270 I'm just a waitress, and he's like this super kind, super hot actual hero. 484 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:17,050 Oh, and he might be super flattered. 485 00:29:19,410 --> 00:29:20,410 It's Vernon. 486 00:29:20,620 --> 00:29:21,299 Zach's out. 487 00:29:21,300 --> 00:29:22,640 I have to find out what happened. 488 00:29:24,700 --> 00:29:26,080 My son. 489 00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:28,540 The swan. He could have knocked me down with a feather. 490 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:30,720 Zach. 491 00:29:31,220 --> 00:29:32,360 Did they charge you? 492 00:29:33,020 --> 00:29:35,240 Insufficient evidence, I fear. 493 00:29:36,580 --> 00:29:38,700 Did they say what evidence they do have? 494 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:42,640 It was one of the muggers that did it, I'm sure. Zach said they'd been going 495 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,880 crazy. I heard people at the station saying that the bike gang have set 496 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:46,880 up. 497 00:29:47,060 --> 00:29:48,220 Does the whole town hate me? 498 00:29:48,540 --> 00:29:49,540 What? Why? 499 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,340 I got arrested just before everybody needed me. 500 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,240 And I couldn't help poor April. 501 00:29:55,660 --> 00:30:01,140 Nobody hates you. As you'll see at our special event. 502 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:02,520 Meet the Swan. Dad, no. 503 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,700 The police have said no more hero stuff. 504 00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:07,520 But it'd be great for your self -esteem. And business. 505 00:30:09,820 --> 00:30:10,820 All right, then. 506 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:12,560 Two for you. 507 00:30:12,940 --> 00:30:15,680 And one for Swan Boy. Me? 508 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:17,780 From a fan, surely? 509 00:30:18,540 --> 00:30:19,540 Open it. 510 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,820 Stratford's my town now. From the magpie. 511 00:30:23,580 --> 00:30:24,920 Oh, wait, no, stop! 512 00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:45,900 We're missing something. 513 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,120 Or someone. 514 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,120 Another story she was writing. 515 00:30:50,660 --> 00:30:53,820 What about that post -it note that was on her computer? What did that say? 516 00:30:54,380 --> 00:30:56,500 Was it Towton Properties? 517 00:30:56,820 --> 00:30:57,679 Are you looking it up? 518 00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:58,680 Mm -hm. 519 00:30:59,660 --> 00:31:03,060 No, it's a company all the way up north. Why would a journalist from here be 520 00:31:03,060 --> 00:31:04,060 digging up dirt on them? 521 00:31:06,260 --> 00:31:10,140 It's flour, the magpie's a thief and a practical joker. 522 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:13,640 Oh, no. 523 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,620 There's another Towton Property in Stratford -upon -Avon. 524 00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:22,360 And it's owned by Thea's dad. 525 00:31:23,580 --> 00:31:27,200 So maybe those pound signs weren't about her moving budget, but about their 526 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:28,260 company finances. 527 00:31:28,860 --> 00:31:32,160 So April was investigating Thea's family business. 528 00:31:33,580 --> 00:31:34,580 Looks like it. 529 00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:45,340 Mate, this is incredible. 530 00:31:46,100 --> 00:31:48,100 I can just picture it in panels. 531 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:53,820 Yeah? Totally. I was thinking a big splash page where the swan fights the 532 00:31:53,820 --> 00:31:54,820 magpie. Totally. 533 00:31:55,420 --> 00:31:59,500 Like... I can get them. 534 00:31:59,820 --> 00:32:02,620 So clumsy. It's fine. I'm the idiot. 535 00:32:02,860 --> 00:32:03,860 No. 536 00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:05,380 You've never been. 537 00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,420 You're... Sorry. 538 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:12,320 Sorry to interrupt. I just... Could we have a quick word, Thea? 539 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,140 I should suit up. 540 00:32:14,650 --> 00:32:16,630 Dad's paranoid somebody's going to pinch his pike tonight. 541 00:32:17,090 --> 00:32:18,470 There's probably some welcome gods. 542 00:32:18,910 --> 00:32:19,910 Pebbles of colour. 543 00:32:23,170 --> 00:32:23,989 What's up? 544 00:32:23,990 --> 00:32:29,090 Well, um, we were wondering if you knew that April was investigating your dad. 545 00:32:29,430 --> 00:32:30,830 Oh, yeah. So what? 546 00:32:32,770 --> 00:32:33,910 Does that make me a suspect? 547 00:32:34,470 --> 00:32:36,190 I never would have murdered her over that. 548 00:32:36,810 --> 00:32:38,530 Although I was annoyed she'd got my number. 549 00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:40,270 Well, she rang you. What for? 550 00:32:40,780 --> 00:32:44,520 My dad's company made this big corporate donation to Vernon's fundraising when 551 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,820 he won that marathon. But the charity told April that they never got the 552 00:32:48,260 --> 00:32:50,960 She wanted me to ask my dad if he'd actually paid it. 553 00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:53,020 As if he was some sort of swindler. 554 00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:54,980 Ladies and gentlemen. 555 00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:56,739 It's time. 556 00:32:56,740 --> 00:32:57,740 Come on. 557 00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:02,540 Thank you for coming, everyone, to meet a true local hero. 558 00:33:02,820 --> 00:33:05,080 We're very proud of him and everything he's done. 559 00:33:05,380 --> 00:33:07,520 Please welcome Zach, a .k .a. The Swan. 560 00:33:22,449 --> 00:33:23,910 That purple stuff. 561 00:33:24,290 --> 00:33:26,790 Picronite? Yeah, Zach said his dad had some. 562 00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:29,850 It's a film prop from the actual 80s movie. 563 00:33:30,130 --> 00:33:32,250 They only made three of them, and one of them's here. 564 00:33:33,050 --> 00:33:34,050 I know, right? 565 00:33:34,330 --> 00:33:37,430 Vern hardly ever puts it out on display because it's worth, like, thousands. 566 00:33:37,650 --> 00:33:39,290 But Zach made him get it out today. 567 00:33:39,510 --> 00:33:40,510 Where is it? 568 00:33:41,850 --> 00:33:43,850 Why are you geeking out over picronite? 569 00:33:44,270 --> 00:33:47,070 Next to everyone's body, there are little bits of purple crystal. 570 00:33:47,390 --> 00:33:48,390 What murder weapon? 571 00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:52,500 Over here. 572 00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:54,940 It's beautiful, isn't it? 573 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,740 Wow. Hey, Vern. 574 00:33:58,340 --> 00:34:00,400 You've got two budding Wednesday warriors here. 575 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:01,800 Show them the crystal. 576 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,400 Oh, I'm sure they're not interested. 577 00:34:05,780 --> 00:34:06,780 No, we really are. 578 00:34:08,639 --> 00:34:10,260 Okay. Well, it's stunning. 579 00:34:10,780 --> 00:34:15,400 It's quite the customer magnet. Do you mind if we... Well, I'd rather not... 580 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:16,800 Show them. Come on. 581 00:34:27,529 --> 00:34:30,610 So Thea says you can almost feel the force coming off it. 582 00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:32,110 Who broke it? 583 00:34:35,409 --> 00:34:37,190 I'm just a clumsy cleaner, that's all. 584 00:34:37,730 --> 00:34:42,150 So if the police were to check this crystal for traces of April's blood, 585 00:34:42,150 --> 00:34:42,908 they find any? 586 00:34:42,909 --> 00:34:43,909 Of course not. 587 00:34:43,929 --> 00:34:46,190 Thea's right, though. I should probably take better care of it. 588 00:34:47,489 --> 00:34:48,889 April was on to you, wasn't she? 589 00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:51,130 You kept all the marathon money you raised. 590 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,440 You received the donations, but you just didn't pass them on to the charity. 591 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:58,980 Yeah, the shop was struggling, you needed the cash, and April had found out 592 00:34:58,980 --> 00:34:59,618 were a thief. 593 00:34:59,620 --> 00:35:00,620 I'm not. 594 00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:03,120 I always intended to send that money. 595 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,780 Yeah, but not how April would have written it, though, is it? 596 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,140 When the police search that laptop, they're going to find an article about 597 00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:13,220 She just wouldn't listen. 598 00:35:14,060 --> 00:35:15,060 So what happened? 599 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,300 She rang after she'd been here. 600 00:35:18,780 --> 00:35:22,100 And she was demanding I tell her who the swan was, but I had no idea. 601 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:26,060 But she said if I didn't give her a name, then she'd publish that horrible 602 00:35:26,060 --> 00:35:27,060 story. 603 00:35:27,540 --> 00:35:28,880 So I went to see her. 604 00:35:29,100 --> 00:35:30,100 With the crystal? 605 00:35:30,140 --> 00:35:31,900 I didn't have any money to bribe her. 606 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:33,400 What even is that? 607 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,960 I don't want your pathetic geek toys. 608 00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:40,240 It's worth 20 grand. 609 00:35:41,540 --> 00:35:43,500 I've even got the certificate of authentication. 610 00:35:44,140 --> 00:35:48,020 Yeah, as much as I'd love to hear more, I've got a story to deliver. 611 00:35:48,940 --> 00:35:51,840 If it can't be the swan's goop, it'll have to be this juicy tale. 612 00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:55,500 Local hero. 613 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:56,680 In charity. 614 00:35:56,900 --> 00:35:59,880 Theft. Shame. And our CCN. 615 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,280 Arden. 616 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:02,880 Constabulary. 617 00:36:09,980 --> 00:36:11,900 What about all those other thefts? 618 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,000 Did April know you were the magpie? 619 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,400 What? No, I'm... Oh, come on. 620 00:36:17,569 --> 00:36:21,550 You needed the money. I get it. The shop was a perfect front for you to launder 621 00:36:21,550 --> 00:36:22,428 the proceeds. 622 00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:23,430 And you knew all the kids. 623 00:36:23,690 --> 00:36:24,850 They were in here all the time. 624 00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:30,130 What? So I'm the only person that talks to teens in Stratford? I'm... No. 625 00:36:30,590 --> 00:36:34,610 I mean, look, you've got to understand, right? I never, ever meant to hurt her. 626 00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:36,610 Hurt who? 627 00:36:40,210 --> 00:36:41,210 You. 628 00:36:42,390 --> 00:36:46,350 Son. I did it to protect this place. Our shop. I'm sorry. 629 00:37:00,150 --> 00:37:02,730 Keep dusting the collectibles. 630 00:37:02,970 --> 00:37:03,970 I'll see you soon. 631 00:37:04,370 --> 00:37:05,870 Come on, then, Mr Magpie. 632 00:37:06,190 --> 00:37:07,290 I've told you, that's not me. 633 00:37:08,930 --> 00:37:11,810 Funny how some murderers really don't like being called thieves. 634 00:37:12,110 --> 00:37:13,110 Sure. 635 00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:15,300 Do you think we should stay with Zach? 636 00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:18,100 Hopefully he'll be all right for now. 637 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,640 And Marty's got the youth club kids sorted. 638 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,020 He's great with them, isn't he? They love him. 639 00:37:26,780 --> 00:37:27,900 They certainly do. 640 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:30,580 Yes. 641 00:37:33,540 --> 00:37:36,880 Isn't that the watch that our client got, Nick? By the magpie, yeah. 642 00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:42,530 Just act casual, guys. This is an ice cooler. 643 00:37:43,750 --> 00:37:44,770 Oh, he's gone. 644 00:37:46,450 --> 00:37:48,270 So is Marty. Oh, thank you. 645 00:37:48,690 --> 00:37:49,689 What's happening? 646 00:37:49,690 --> 00:37:50,690 Marty's the magpie. 647 00:37:50,950 --> 00:37:53,690 What? Go on. They need you. 648 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:06,490 Sorry, chicks. Gotta fly. 649 00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:09,460 Isn't it my scooter? 650 00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:10,700 We've lost him. 651 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:12,640 Hang on. 652 00:38:12,820 --> 00:38:14,280 Is your tracker still on the back of it? 653 00:38:14,740 --> 00:38:15,980 Great idea, Zach. 654 00:38:16,340 --> 00:38:17,340 To the loomobile! 655 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:19,880 It's a car, not a mobile toilet. 656 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:32,900 He's definitely in here. 657 00:38:33,540 --> 00:38:34,540 Shall we split up? 658 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:36,500 I'll go to the office. 659 00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,740 Zach. You go that way. No, that way. 660 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:41,580 Go that way. Yes, sir. 661 00:39:34,830 --> 00:39:36,030 Ah, don't tell me. 662 00:39:36,550 --> 00:39:37,550 We're locked in. 663 00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:08,720 So what do we do now? 664 00:40:09,580 --> 00:40:11,200 Zach. Where's Zach? 665 00:40:16,180 --> 00:40:17,960 Zach! Zach! 666 00:40:18,220 --> 00:40:19,220 Zach! 667 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,040 Zach! We're locked in! 668 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:25,880 Zach! 669 00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,240 I thought we were friends, Morty. 670 00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:36,140 How could you? 671 00:40:37,460 --> 00:40:40,040 Friends? You haven't got any friends, Zach. 672 00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:55,900 You're scared? 673 00:40:57,620 --> 00:40:59,420 Well, like when my boys took your sketchbooks. 674 00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:04,840 They said you were too chicken to even fight bats. 675 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,280 Well done! 676 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,260 Let us out! 677 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:39,038 Thank you. 678 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,040 Great news. 679 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:44,540 The police have found all the parcels our clients had nicked. 680 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:49,880 So they're our client again, are they? Yes, since they agreed to pay up every 681 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:50,960 penny for the job. 682 00:41:51,660 --> 00:41:52,860 We have visitors. 683 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,940 Oh, hi, Thea. Hello, Zach. 684 00:41:56,860 --> 00:41:58,060 How are you doing? 685 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,320 Not exactly super, but I'm OK. 686 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:02,900 And have you visited your dad? 687 00:42:03,380 --> 00:42:05,560 He just keeps saying he's sorry. 688 00:42:05,900 --> 00:42:06,960 I believe him. 689 00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,140 And what about the shop? Are you going to take it over? 690 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,020 Well, we might not actually have time. 691 00:42:12,460 --> 00:42:14,280 We're working on a graphic novel together. 692 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:19,180 A story by Thea, artwork by me, a publisher's Reddit. 693 00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:20,480 That's amazing! 694 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:22,080 And I think you'll make a great team. 695 00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:23,198 Oh, thank you. 696 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,560 We actually came by to give you a thank you gift. 697 00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:30,940 Here's an original Zach McMorris. Oh, wow! 698 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,120 Loose hair is a thing of wonder. 699 00:42:35,460 --> 00:42:38,020 As in real life. And Frank, your pecs are magnificent. 700 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:39,580 Yeah, as in real life. 701 00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:45,420 Look at the size of your... As in real life. Aren't we quite the super squad? 702 00:42:45,420 --> 00:42:48,140 are. And you know what a super squad needs, huh? 703 00:42:48,620 --> 00:42:53,620 A catchphrase. Something like, we fight for truth. For honour. 704 00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:54,880 And for cake. 705 00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:59,260 What? You totally fight for cake? 706 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,340 No, you're right. Yeah. 707 00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:04,980 We fight for truth, for honor. And for cake.